![]() ![]() ![]() The observation of a crack-smoker named Walter, who, despite being a crackhead, could play one hell of a game of chess. You and Marion Barry should have a smashingly good time together. ![]() Congratulations! You have now officially smoked crack. Go ahead and inhale deeply, and hold for about five seconds. ![]() The rolling of the tube ensures that the crack is evaporated evenly, without scorching it. You'll want to apply the flame of the lighter to the rock in an on again/off again fashion, while inhaling and (this is important) rolling the tube back and forth with your fingers. Place your lips on the opposite end of the tube. Keep the tube tilted back, just to be safe. Go ahead and light your lighter, and run it over the rock a few times to melt it to the brillo. You'll want to keep the tube tilted back at this point, so that your crack doesn't spill on the floor. You can safely ignore the one sitting on the table for now. No, you fool, the brillo pad inside the tube. Go ahead and grab yourself a decent sized rock. Insert this piece of brillo pad into the tube, so that it rests just a few millimeters from the lip. This will act as your filter, since inhaling molten cocaine isn't very much fun. You'll then want to cut off a piece of brillo pad about an inch long, and thick enough to fit snugly in the tube. If you aren't able to find a tire gauge for some reason, the little glass tubes that they sell fake roses in at gas stations will work in a pinch. Go ahead and pull everything off of the tire gauge, saving only the metal tube. If you're going to smoke something named after a part of your ass, you should at least do it right. But I figure that since smoking crack is pretty stupid to begin with, if you're smoking it wrong, you're going to look like a real idiot. Smoking crack fits right in with my theory that the use of cocaine as anything other than a local anesthetic is a serious waste of time, money, and dopamine. During the late 1980s, the international drug trafficking or-ganizations grew more powerful as the cocaine trade dominated the Western Hemisphere. Doesn't bode too well for the act of actually smoking crack, now does it? On top of that, regardless of what anyone's uncle has to say about it, it really isn't that much fun. " He must be smoking crack" has become a slang term for someone who is acting in an unintelligent and irrational manner. "Smoke Crack In Hell" marks the band's first release ever on vinyl, recorded and engineered by Dan Kishbaugh at Panther Pro Audio.Before I get started on this little tutorial, I would like to say that smoking crack is really lame. a vicious four piece, duel vocal, Thrash Grind assault that is dirty, abrasive and fucking relentless. The Crack Is Back! Crack House make their epic drug-induced return to Horror Pain Gore Death Productions with the brand new 7-Inch EP "Smoke Crack In Hell"! Killadelphia's Crack House present their strongest material to date, showcasing brand new tracks of signature crack and roll. ![]()
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